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5 reasons why free energy is bad

I’ve been so excited by Steorn’s announcement that I had to write about the scourge of “free” energy. With my tongue firmly in my cheek…

  1. Every time you use free energy a baby universe (or state monopoly) dies.
  2. Free energy makes you blind.
  3. Free energy can neither be created or destroyed.
  4. Organisations providing free energy become more disorganised over time.
  5. Free energy is anti-american

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