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Hilarious view of the IT project lifecycle

The funniest thing about this is that it’s almost entirely true. Thanks to Kieran for this link.

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Gaisan Technologies eZine summary

HI Sheila, =

Here=E2=80=99s a paragraph about =
Gaisan
Technologies Ltd that you can use for your eZine. =


Gaisan Technologies Ltd. is a recently-formed IT services company =
operating
from offices

in the prestigious Maritana Gate =
Waterford.
Gaisan=E2=80=99s founders, Shane Dempsey & =
Willie

Hayes, have many years experience =
in
developing advanced software solutions as part of WIT=E2=80=99s =
internationally

recognised TSSG research group. In =
a short
period of time Gaisan has created an inpressive portfolio of eCommerce =
and

brochure websites for customers =
throughout
Ireland.
Additionally they offer Waterford
businesses the chance to avail of

cheaper telephone calls using VoIP. =
Installation
is seamless where businesses may keep their own numbers, PBX and =

phones. Gaisan technologies also =
provide
IT support services and may be contacted by emailing info@gaisan.com or =

phoning (051) =
304224.

 

regards, =

 

=C2=A0=C2=A0=C2=A0 =
=E2=80=A6shane

 

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// Shane Dempsey
// Managing Director,
// Gaisan Technologies Ltd.
// e: sdempsey@gaisan.com
// u: http://www.gaisan.com
// t: +353 (0)51 304224
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From:
Sheila Quinn [mailto:sheila.quinn@waterfordchamber.ie]
Sent: 06 December 2005 =
13:16
To: Shane Michael =
Dempsey
Subject: RE: Budget =
Breakfast
Briefing

 

Shane,

Shane,

 

We profile 4 Chamber Members per =
month in
our ezine. This would include a paragraph on your company with a link to =
your
website.  Do you want to avail of our January ezine?  Please =
let me
know and we can arrange.

 

Regards.

 

Sheila.

=

 

—–Original
Message—–
From: Shane Michael =
Dempsey
[mailto:sdempsey@gaisan.com]
Sent: 06 December 2005 =
12:46
To: Sheila Quinn
Subject: RE: Budget =
Breakfast
Briefing

 

 

Hi Sheila, =

My company, =
Gaisan
Technologies Ltd., is considering organising a brief seminar for Chamber
members on the advantages

of VoIP =
telephony to
local businesses with broadband. We provide this technology in =
association with
a Dublin company, VoIP =
ireland. (www.voipirl.ie)

Businesses with =
broadband
(ADSL, cable, wireless etc.) can save up to 90% on the cost of their
international calls and 25% on peak business =
calls

by availing of =
our
service.  We=E2=80=99re just preparing the service for launch and =
would like to
target chamber members initially. What services can Chamber provide to =
help us
raise awareness locally and promote our =
service?

 

Sincerest =
regards,

 

 
          =
shane

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// Shane Dempsey
// Managing Director,
// Gaisan Technologies Ltd.
// e: sdempsey@gaisan.com
// u: http://www.gaisan.com
// t: +353 (0)51 304224
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From:
Sheila Quinn [mailto:sheila.quinn@waterfordchamber.ie]
Sent: 06 December 2005 =
12:20
To: Sheila Quinn
Subject: Budget Breakfast =
Briefing

 

Dear Chamber =
Member,

 

Reminder

 

Waterford Chamber is =
jointly hosting
a Budget Breakfast =
Briefing with
PricewaterhouseCoopers.

 

Venue:   &nbs=
p;         
Tower Hotel, The Mall

Date:   &nbsp=
;           
Thursday 8th =
December

Time:   &nbsp=
;           
8am Registration & Breakfast; 8:30am =
Presentation

Cost:   &nbsp=
;           
=E2=82=AC25 (payable to the Chamber before the =
event)

 

Please confirm your =
attendance at
this event by contacting michael.lynagh@waterfo=
rdchamber.ie.

 

Kind =
regards.

 

 

 

Sheila =
Quinn

Membership Services =
Manager

Chamber of =
Commerce

George’s =
Street

Waterford

051 =
311136

 

Doing Business? Call a member first! =

Check out www.waterfordchamber.ie/Membership/Directory

 

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eoin extract

I have a commitment from WIT to involve the proposed “Gaisan Networks”
company in at least one 100% funded project with signifigant grant aid
available. As WIT has Ireland’s leading Telecomms Research Group with nearly
90 full-time engineers this should minimise risk and get even more software
developed at minimum cost. In return, the network entity would occassionally
trial new services on the commercial network.

//=============================
// Shane Dempsey
// Managing Director,
// Gaisan Technologies Ltd.
// e: sdempsey@gaisan.com
// u: http://www.gaisan.com
// t: +353 (0)51 304224
//=============================