{"id":30,"date":"2004-11-09T15:11:32","date_gmt":"2004-11-09T15:11:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gaisan.com\/wordp\/?p=30"},"modified":"2004-11-09T15:11:32","modified_gmt":"2004-11-09T15:11:32","slug":"fontographer-humour","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gaisan.com\/blogs\/?p=30","title":{"rendered":"fontographer humour"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Still can&#8217;t decide whether this is awful or funny? I&#8217;ll put it to the gallery..<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\nTwo fonts walk into a bar and the bartender says, &#8220;We don&#8217;t serve your type here.&#8221;<br \/>\nSo the two fonts went and called the <span style=\"font-family: serif;\">SERIF<\/span>.<br \/>\nSo, the fonts returned <span style=\"font-family: sans-serif\">SANS SERIF<\/span>, but they brought with them DEPUTY VETTICA. The deputy started to heavily quiz the bartender, and the fonts yelled, &#8220;Give &#8217;em <span style=\"font-family: helvetica;\">HELVETICA!<\/span>&#8221;<br \/>\nThe serif was finally located. He was around the BLOCK, reading the <span style=\"font-family: times;\">TIMES<\/span>.<br \/>\nNow you may think the deputy&#8217;s name sounds Czech, but actually it is <i>ITALIC<\/i>.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Still can&#8217;t decide whether this is awful or funny? I&#8217;ll put it to the gallery.. Two fonts walk into a bar and the bartender says, &#8220;We don&#8217;t serve your type here.&#8221; So the two fonts went and called the SERIF. So, the fonts returned SANS SERIF, but they brought with them DEPUTY VETTICA. The deputy [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1705],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gaisan.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gaisan.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gaisan.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gaisan.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gaisan.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=30"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/gaisan.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gaisan.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=30"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gaisan.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=30"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gaisan.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=30"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}