{"id":221,"date":"2006-07-09T10:43:03","date_gmt":"2006-07-09T10:43:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gaisan.com\/wordp\/?p=221"},"modified":"2006-07-09T10:43:03","modified_gmt":"2006-07-09T10:43:03","slug":"what-i-thought-of-portugal-during-the-world-cup","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gaisan.com\/blogs\/?p=221","title":{"rendered":"What I thought of Portugal during the World Cup"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>How many Portuguese footballers does it take to change a lightbulb?<br \/>\nAnswer: A full squad of 20 plus their manager<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Five to simultaneously roll around on the ground clutching various body parts, at different ends of the pitch<\/li>\n<li>One to flick his hair, a lot<\/li>\n<li>One to have a legitmate grievance with lightbulbs which is ignored by the referee because his teammates are such tossers.<\/li>\n<li>One to step over the bulb&#8230;and again&#8230; and again&#8230;<\/li>\n<li>Four to gather around the referee trying to get the bulb sent off<\/li>\n<li>One to wink and blow kisses at the referee after he got the bulb sent off<\/li>\n<li>One lightbulb wizard to do&#8230; absolutely nothing really&#8230;<\/li>\n<li>One designated bulb changer who disappears everytime the bulb comes near him<\/li>\n<li>One to hit the ground right before he makes contact with the bulb<\/li>\n<li>Three players who can&#8217;t change a bulb but who can definitely take a penalty<\/li>\n<li>One fat manager to throw a tantrum about the new FIFA regulation bulb<\/li>\n<li>&amp; one veteran winger to change the bulb as none of his teammates know how<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>How many Portuguese footballers does it take to change a lightbulb? Answer: A full squad of 20 plus their manager Five to simultaneously roll around on the ground clutching various body parts, at different ends of the pitch One to flick his hair, a lot One to have a legitmate grievance with lightbulbs which is [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1705],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gaisan.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/221"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gaisan.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gaisan.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gaisan.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gaisan.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=221"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/gaisan.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/221\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gaisan.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=221"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gaisan.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=221"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gaisan.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=221"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}