{"id":281,"date":"2007-11-12T11:26:02","date_gmt":"2007-11-12T11:26:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gaisan.com\/wordp\/?p=281"},"modified":"2009-12-19T23:36:21","modified_gmt":"2009-12-19T23:36:21","slug":"wis-wtf","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/gaisan.com\/blogs\/?p=281","title":{"rendered":"WIS? WTF?"},"content":{"rendered":"

I was talking to Richard Rodger<\/a> recently about my chronological cravings recently and I realised that it may actually not be an illness but an innate psychological condition, a bit like autism. The leading horological website TimeZone<\/a> has coined the term WIS or Watch Idiot Savant to describe many of its posters. Here’s my own version of the top signs that you’re a complete WIS<\/p>\n

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  1. The event in 2. is your own wedding<\/li>\n
  2. You’re extremely late or miss an important social event because you get caught up setting (or worse regulating) the time on your watch based on the atomic clock. <\/li>\n
  3. You know what a helium escape valve is but can’t swim.<\/li>\n
  4. You think someone actually cares whether your expensive new watch has an ETA movement or not? Extra points if you tell an uncaring person that the movement has been “extensively modified and improved”<\/em><\/li>\n
  5. Your girlfriend\/wife wishes you’d flirt with the attractive girl in the jewellers as a sign of life \ud83d\ude42<\/li>\n
  6. You refuse to wear your 1200 m water resistant Rolex Seadweller on a wet day as you’re afraid it could be damaged.<\/li>\n
  7. You have seriously considered not eating in order to afford a new watch<\/li>\n
  8. You spend more on servicing your watch than your car<\/li>\n
  9. You keep staring at the expensive swiss watch on the arm on a pretty girl – extra points if you can’t remember a single thing about the girl but can describe the watch in detail.<\/li>\n
  10. You know what a hair-spring balance is!?<\/li>\n
  11. You have ever looked at the “dial work”<\/em> on your watch using a magnifying glass.<\/li>\n
  12. You’re so excited while buying a new watch you’re asked to sit down by the jewellery store attendant.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    I’m guilty of at least 5 of these. Uh oh!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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